5 Gifts from God to Runners

So I've being out running this past while I've been thinking, man sometime this really sucks, but I just have to thank someone for these wonderful gifts on a run:

1. Sprinklers - Right, so it's a hot day and you've been pounding for an hour all sweaty tired and thirsty. Then you spot it, in the distance that beautiful stream of water, so refreshing and cool. You run straight through it like a little kid, who cares if you're on the neighbours lawn, totally worth it.

2. Downhills - They say that whatever comes up must come down... all runners know thats a load of crap . So you know when you find one of these beaut's you take your time goin down, just relax and let gravity do its job.

3. Shade - Whether during or just finishing a run its always nice to be in the shade. I mean why burn, and die from heat exhaustion when there's a beautiful tree with shade right over there. Unless you wanted to get a wicked farmers tan...

4. Grass - Now think about all those injuries you've gotten over the past while... now think how many you wouldn't have had if didn't have to pound runs on concrete roads and sidewalks. Runners are always trying to find grass, and new soft paths to run. A great way to save the legs and way more fun.

5. Porta-Potty - Like any distance runner would know, the worst is the 8th K into a 10K run. Not because you're tired, but for more natural reasons. So when you're lucky enough to find one of these puppies on a run it truly is a God send, and if not you can always use a bush...

Got this list idea from that runnerville link a little ways down on the blog...


-Hapa

bouncy bouncy titties

check out NUTS magazine's topless wii....... fucking brilliant...


..... you have to figure out what game they're playin based on their.... bounciness............