Zeus's Ponderings Day 3: Random

How can one be pure if one is not substantial enough to withstand the blow of a fully grown rabbit? It is well known that the rabbit arm is a main part of the diet of the African bull and is also a main food source for ants. If the rabbit becomes extinct then we will certainly experience a great decrease in the African bull and thus because this valuable resource is decreased we, the wallabies of walk-about creek, will entirely suffer and experience the full front of the lack of fully grown rabbits. Another main source of food for the African bull is crocodile. Crocodile had become less angry in the most recent years, resulting in an outburst of mice. The crocodiles are become more mellow, often listening to old Pink Floyd records and eating nachos. This could result in the extinction of nachos. Since us wallabies love nachos this lack most definetly will result in a lemming like suicide by jumping off mount killamenjaroo. Many hunters have reported seeing headless mice crawling around western Australia. If this herd of mice continues to grow in size, many innocent people will die. Six people in south Australia have lost their lives to mice. The mice kill their prey by lunging at their victim's face. It is suggested that all Australians should wear protective gear on their head until further notice.

--Zeus and Friend (May 2005)